Ok professor virgin

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-me, a fellow gay (via j6)

bigguybigheart:

spermbanker:

bigguybigheart:

spermbanker:

there are only 2 excuses to drink coconut water and those are:
1. you hate yourself
2. you love semen

You must obviously have no idea what coconut water does for you…

yeah i do it makes me sad

I mean you must obviously not know what the nutritional value of Coconut water. I myself love coconut water not only because of the taste, but because it is perhaps the best and more natural drink than any kind of sport drink; It has fewer calories, less sodium, and more potassium than a sports drink. Ounce per ounce, most unflavored coconut water contains 5.45 calories, 1.3 grams sugar, 61 milligrams (mg) of potassium, and 5.45 mg of sodium compared to Gatorade, which has 6.25 calories, 1.75 grams of sugar, 3.75 mg of potassium, and 13.75 mg of sodium.

tastes like cum

bigguybigheart:

spermbanker:

there are only 2 excuses to drink coconut water and those are:
1. you hate yourself
2. you love semen

You must obviously have no idea what coconut water does for you…

yeah i do it makes me sad

there are only 2 excuses to drink coconut water and those are:
1. you hate yourself
2. you love semen

#tbt to when i would say ‘girl crush’ b4 i knew i was an actual homo

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

(submitted by anonymous)

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facegroper:

The effects of alcohol on a young adult male
(2014)

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