spermbanker:

Last week this guy in my class got caught cheating off me and then he called me a whore and spent all day farting in the back of the classroom today god bless America

today he sat next to me and I heard this weird sound under the table and I looked down and he was spraying febreeze on his bare feet

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noknuckles:

noknuckles:

everything looks better in photo sets

these were the best dublin selfies smh 

MARRY ME

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moseby:

NO MORE BRACES!!!!!!! CELEBRATE WITH ME!!!!! :+)

SARITA YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL

moseby:

NO MORE BRACES!!!!!!! CELEBRATE WITH ME!!!!! :+)

SARITA YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL

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ambvr:

there is no point to this website I love it

I love jill spermbanker

amoying:

please visit me in Canada

I got my passport all ready baby
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i want to upset as many people as i can with how much i love myself. im too cute to deal with your negativity.

Anonymous: You're really pretty so don't let the haters get you down. Think of it this way. Sometimes art isn't appreciated by everyone, and some people prefer rock over country. Just because not everyone sees your beauty doesn't mean it's not there. Keep smiling :)

Aw this is super sweet thank you so much!!! It really doesn’t bother me like I could care less what they think about me but the fact that people I don’t even know think they’re entitled to pass their judgement onto me is the annoying part. Love ya!!!!

why is self confidence so controversial?? loving yourself should not upset other people

y’all be like “kill yourself!!!”
and i be like “don’t say that”
and y’all be like “lol says SPERMBANKER”

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noknuckles:

ok so my ex, his name is john and his blog is “sadtrash420.” we started talking when i was in sophomore year of high school after not speaking since early childhood. at the time of our newfound friendship i was with a boy i went to high school with who was consistently sexually abusing me and…

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facegroper:

spermbanker:

people are so cute thank you all for existing ur doing great

Yeah but what do you think about fisting?

I sure do.

people are so cute thank you all for existing ur doing great

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MY KITTY CAME HOME HE RAN OUT AND GOT STUCK IN SOME CINDERBLOCKS AND PAVERS AND HES HOME IM SO HAPPY

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galaxys4:

also spermbanker i cant believe u said i smelled like floppy noodle…… we’re not friends anymore…. sorry ……. im ti red of all the fAKES………

fake??? honey the FAKES is the ones pretendin u don’t stank…. lyin straight to ur face….